The twin essential components to any President’s day are 1.) a sovereign history of duly elected heads of state, and 2.) mattress sales.
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You think things are bad now? What if we all skipped breakfast?
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...and it's off to the races!
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Wahlburgers Grand Opening features pop-up science preso from 90’s boy band.
NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR JOHN BOLTON’S MOUSTACHE IN OVAL-OFFICE CLEARING BRAWL WITH LEGAL COUNSEL TY COBB’S MOUSTACHE by Marijuana Clown from MarijuanaClown.com
Cobb’s handlebar moustache took one look at that sheep-dog of a lip blanket on Bolton’s face and went at it like a feral badger.